MOVIE
I Thought His Name Was Blarche
Comedy
A woman and her questionable veterinarian search across dimensions to kill God in order to save Blanche the dog.
Top cast
Sophia CacciolaAlexa / Dr. Mallory Practice / Google
Michael J. EpsteinJuxtapositional Orienting Dimension- Stephen StullJod
- Jennifer KeatingJod
- Nicholas HatchA doctor performs an upsetting surgery
Bob RoseA mundane job in a hellish setting- Mick GreenwoodMothering a thing that is not a child
- Shayne GrynA word that causes an uncontrollable physical reaction
Ken MayA smartphone virus that spreads to the human body- Kessler MinchewA parasitic pet houseplant or piece of furniture
Martin W. PayneA drug-like addiction to an unpleasant substance- Shane ThompsonUsing a magical ritual to accomplish something dumb
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “I Thought His Name Was Blarche” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
Where to watch I Thought His Name Was Blarche in Canada
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Not currently available on the supported providers in Canada.
Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 15 Sept 2026.