MOVIE
My First Dick
Comedy
It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “My First Dick” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
Where to watch My First Dick in Canada
Netflix
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OSN+
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Amazon Prime Video
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Shahid
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Watch It
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TOD
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Disney+
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Apple TV+
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Not currently available on the supported providers in Canada.
Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 14 Sept 2026.