The Beast Pageant
Abraham lives deep in the heart of an industrial wasteland. His only companion is a giant machine. Inside the machine is a man and a woman who take care of Abraham's every need. Abraham drifts through daily life until a tiny singing cowboy bursts from his stomach and leads him into the wild.
Top cast
- Jon MosesAbraham / Zeke
- Ted GreenwayMachine Man
- S. Michael SmithThe Watermelon Man
- Holly FosterTree
- Ron BauerleThe Milkmother
- Ron BauerleThe Milkmother
- Samantha BennettlepelTree / Rock
- Chelsea BonaguraMachine Woman (voice)
- Janice DowdReceptionist
- Jon EatonThe Artichoke Man
- Nancy EnsmanNurse Three
- Ali FernaaysWaltzing Woman
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “The Beast Pageant” in the United Kingdom, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in the United Kingdom can differ from other countries.
Where to watch The Beast Pageant in United Kingdom
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Not currently available on the supported providers in United Kingdom.
Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 20 Sept 2026.