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Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off

Speak English or Die - O Punheteiro Cósmico
TMDb4.51996-01-01· 13 min
Science FictionComedy

This short film is an attempt to explore "Star Wars" (sic) style interplanetary wars. It stars Marcos Braun and Carli Bortolanza, with interpretations in the best "low budget" style possible.

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Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “Speak English or Die - The Cosmic Jerk-Off” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.

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Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 15 Sept 2026.

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