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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)

TMDb6.0IMDbView on IMDb ↗1985-01-01· 88 min
ComedyMystery

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

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Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.

Where to watch Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) in Canada

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Watch It
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Disney+
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Not currently available on the supported providers in Canada.

Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 15 Sept 2026.

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