The Horny Vampire
Count Dracula’s bearded nephew Count Al-Kum skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from “1001 Ways to Seduce Women” while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent.
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “The Horny Vampire” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
Where to watch The Horny Vampire in Canada
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
- Type
- —
- Starts
- Not available
- Ends
- Not available
- Category
- Not available
Not currently available on the supported providers in Canada.
Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 14 Sept 2026.