One, Two - Woe, Never Mind!
Defeating the terrible dragon, the soldier Ivan returns from the war. The Far Far Away rejoices. The king, also Ivan, is very pleased. He awards the namesake with an order with pearls, appoints a field marshal and offers his wife his own daughter Maria Louise. But the soldier suddenly refuses everything.
Top cast
Oleg Tabakovцарь Иван
Marina Yakovlevaпринцесса Мария-Луиза
Nikolai Karachentsovкороль Жан-Жан Заморский
Andrey SokolovДанилов, царский техник
Vladimir EpiskoposyanСулейман
Tatyana Pelttserбабушка
Yelena SanayevaАндревна, мама Маруси
Elena KondulaynenМаруся
Mariya Barabanovaбабка
Natalya Krachkovskayaпридворная дама
Viktor Mamaevдружинник в синем, из банды Фомы
Ilya Rutbergлекарь
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