I Woke Up and Chose Violence
2025. Bombs fall and extremist screams echo. Hatred spreads, hope gives way to distrust. The path is Chaos. Everyone resigns themselves. Everyone? No, in a small village, an indomitable humorist resists now and always. How? Through humor – always humor – this warrior leaves the garden to violently attack today's cultural warheads: the Woke Mafia, Immigration, the War Machine, Big Pharma, Climate Change, Pedophilia and Satanism. And also some L's, some G's, some B's and some T's. When it has been proven that physical violence doesn't lead to peace, let us try another kind. Calm down, they are words, gentlemen, they are words. 'Acordei e Escolhi Violência' is the 12th stand-up comedy special by Rui Sinel de Cordes
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Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “I Woke Up and Chose Violence” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
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Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 16 Sept 2026.