The Porch Pisser and the Princess
The Porch Pisser and The Princess is a dark comedy about Edward, a lost teen who feels like his life has no purpose. After a strange act of rebellion against his teachers gains attention, May O’Connell, an uptight student journalist, becomes interested in his story. As the school starts panicking and the investigation grows, Edward and May get pulled into something bigger than either of them expected.
Top cast
Charlie McGeehanEdward Patterson
Reagan FlintieMay o’Connell
Lila MichaelCandice Stein
Tina BuckinghamMrs. Robinson
Reilly ScottCarol/School Counselor
George DendrinosTeen from Iphone Footage
Truett MoultonTeen from Iphone Footage/ Yelling Teen- Kevin GuettlerPotted Plant Guy
Ximena Baca FloresPeeing Girl
Sam BassRebellious Teen
Katy PaynichTeacher
Colten PalmerStudent
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “The Porch Pisser and the Princess” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
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Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 21 Sept 2026.