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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

TMDb6.3IMDbView on IMDb ↗2025-10-10· 113 min
Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “If I Had Legs I'd Kick You” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.

Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in Canada

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Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 15 Sept 2026.

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