Soccer Sucks
Filling holes instead of scoring goals: 17 sexy football players get their kit off in the changing rooms, a woodland playground, a farmyard loft and in a scrap yard. Wearing their soccer kit and biking gear, these boys shag, suck, wank, tie up and tickle each other. They lick and set fire to each other's trainers, stomp and trample in the shower and take a piss on each other.
Below are the streaming services currently carrying the movie “Soccer Sucks” in Canada, along with how each offers it (subscription, buy, or rent) and a direct link. Licensing differs by market, so availability in Canada can differ from other countries.
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Availability can change as licenses rotate — confirm on the provider’s page before subscribing. Last checked: 16 Sept 2026.