Lindsey Stoddart

as (voice)

as Danica (voice)

as Rita

as Cynthia (voice) / Lindsay Lohan (voice)

as Helen

as Self

as Peggy

as Patience

as Margo Diamond

as Charlotte

as Katie Ney

as Donna Corliss

as Laura Russell

as Dana

as Melissa

as Nesta

as Receptionist

as Diabetic Boy's Mother

as The Bikini Army

as Grad Student

as Debbie Reece

as Kendra

as Lauren

as Indava

as Marla