Jack Douglas

as Self

as Self - Interviewee

as Self

as Self

as Marco the Cereal Killer

as Anaesthetist

as Jake

as Chief Superintendent

as Jake Smith

as Senior Police Officer

as Jake

as Man in Car

as Self

as Lyons

as William / Sergeant Jock Strapp (archive footage)

as Constable

as Bombardier Ready

as Ernie Bragg

as Colonel Yackoff

as Stanley Pickersgill / Alf Pickersgill

as Sergeant Jock Strapp

as Singing Caveman / Crapper / German Soldier / Ballerina / Alan A'Dale / Shopper

as William

as Chimney Sweep / Mr. Firkin / Gong Basher / Adam / Madrigal Singer / Charles Burke / Mephistopheles

as Harry

as Alfred

as Twitching Father

as Police Sergeant

as Self

as Self