John Thomson

Known for: Acting

Born: 1969-04-02 (age 57)

From: Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography (155)

MOVIE★ 6.7
Nightborn
2026
as Jon's Father
MOVIE★ 6.7
Fackham Hall
2025
as Bill
TV★ 8.0
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025
as Self - Narrator (voice)
TV
Celebrity Puzzling
2025
as Self - Panellist
TV★ 7.0
Art Detectives
2025
as William Titchfield
MOVIE★ 5.6
The People Before
2025
as Knotweed Man
TV★ 8.0
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024
as Self - Narrator
TV
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024
as Self
TV★ 7.8
The Gentlemen
2024
as Frank
TV★ 6.5
Captivated
2024
as Geoff
MOVIE★ 8.0
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023
as Self
MOVIE
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023
as Self
TV
Best Year Ever
2022
as Self - Actor
MOVIE★ 7.0
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022
as Plank
TV★ 7.3
Celebrity Lingo
2022
as Self - Contestant
MOVIE★ 8.0
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022
as Self
TV★ 6.4
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022
as Leonard Monk
MOVIE
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022
as Self
TV★ 5.6
Dodger
2022
as Farmer Grundles
MOVIE★ 5.6
Last Train to Christmas
2021
as Vic
TV★ 6.0
The Weakest Link
2021
as Self
MOVIE
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021
as Self
MOVIE
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021
as Narrator
TV★ 5.8
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021
as Self - Contestant
MOVIE★ 6.5
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020
as Self
MOVIE
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020
as Self
MOVIE★ 6.5
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020
as Self/Various Characters
TV
Dog Loves Books
2020
as Dog (voice)
TV★ 7.6
McDonald & Dodds
2020
as Jimmy Daly
MOVIE
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019
as Narrator
TV★ 8.4
Brassic
2019
as Colin Popov
MOVIE★ 7.5
7 Up & Me
2019
as Self
MOVIE★ 6.8
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019
as Himself
TV★ 7.8
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019
as Joe Beasley
TV
The People's Vet
2018
as Self - Narrator
TV★ 10.0
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018
as Self
TV
Shane the Chef
2018
MOVIE
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
TV★ 6.1
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017
as Self - Contestant
MOVIE★ 6.4
Dying Laughing
2017
as Self
MOVIE
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016
as Self - Presenter
TV★ 6.4
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
as Self
MOVIE★ 7.1
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016
as Kevin Ruddock
MOVIE★ 6.0
Grimsby
2016
as Bob Tolliver
TV★ 7.5
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016
as Self - Narrator
MOVIE★ 5.7
Billionaire Boy
2016
as Len
MOVIE★ 2.5
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
MOVIE★ 5.8
Northern Soul
2014
as Terry
TV★ 7.2
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014
as Self
MOVIE
The Power of Darts
2013
as Narrator (voice)
MOVIE★ 7.5
Help Point
2013
as Stephen
TV★ 6.3
Through the Keyhole
2013
as Self
MOVIE★ 4.4
Dementamania
2013
TV★ 7.5
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013
as Self - Contestant
TV★ 6.5
Strange Hill High
2013
as Various (voice)
TV★ 7.3
The Job Lot
2013
as Kevin
TV★ 4.0
Catchphrase
2013
TV★ 7.3
Plebs
2013
as Mr. Adolphus
TV★ 5.7
The Mimic
2013
as Nigel Lord
MOVIE★ 6.0
Pulp
2013
as Dave Burns
TV★ 6.5
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013
as Self - Narrator
TV★ 7.6
Father Brown
2013
as John Banks
MOVIE★ 6.0
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
TV
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012
as Steve
MOVIE★ 9.0
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012
as Himself
TV★ 6.3
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011
as Self
TV★ 7.5
Death in Paradise
2011
as DCI Chris Ricketts
TV★ 6.0
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011
as Self - Participant
TV★ 7.5
Sooty
2011
as The Boss
TV★ 5.2
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011
as Self
TV★ 0.5
The Lock Up
2011
as Narrator
MOVIE★ 8.4
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010
as Self
MOVIE★ 7.1
The Road to Coronation Street
2010
as Harry Kershaw
TV★ 5.0
Heads or Tails
2009
as Self - Contestant
TV★ 2.0
Big Top
2009
as Geoff
MOVIE★ 9.0
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
TV★ 5.0
Angela and Friends
2009
MOVIE★ 6.3
Inkheart
2008
as Darius
TV★ 6.7
Celebrity Juice
2008
as Self
TV
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
TV★ 4.0
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008
as Self
MOVIE★ 10.0
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007
as Self - Narrator (voice)
TV★ 7.1
Kingdom
2007
as Nigel Pearson
TV★ 4.0
Mobile
2007
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
TV
Engineering the World Rally
2007
as Himself - Narrator
TV★ 8.1
Skins
2007
as Sam Brooks
TV
Ghosthunting With...
2006
TV★ 6.6
New Street Law
2006
as Charlie Darling
TV★ 7.1
Waterloo Road
2006
as Nelson Smith
MOVIE
The Dealer
2006
as Bat
MOVIE★ 7.1
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
TV★ 7.2
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005
as Self
TV★ 7.5
Monkey Trousers
2005
TV★ 6.9
Blackpool
2004
MOVIE★ 3.4
Fat Slags
2004
as Foreman
TV★ 6.0
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
MOVIE
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003
as Interviewee – Actor
TV★ 7.0
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
TV★ 8.0
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
TV★ 6.1
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002
as Self
MOVIE★ 7.0
24 Hour Party People
2002
as Charles
TV★ 7.0
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002
as Self
MOVIE★ 7.5
Station Jim
2001
as Harold
MOVIE★ 5.3
Dog Eat Dog
2001
as Football Coach
TV★ 7.0
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001
as Sir Donald Tyburn
TV★ 8.3
Murder in Mind
2001
as Alan Squires
TV★ 6.0
Bill and Ben
2001
as Bill (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.0
Born Romantic
2000
as First Cab Driver
TV★ 6.8
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
MOVIE★ 5.9
The Flint Street Nativity
1999
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
MOVIE
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999
as Self
TV★ 6.5
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999
as Self
MOVIE★ 8.0
You Are Here
1998
as Peter Keggy
MOVIE★ 8.0
The Fast Show Live
1998
MOVIE★ 7.0
Ted & Ralph
1998
as Vicar
TV★ 7.7
Cold Feet
1998
as Pete Gifford
MOVIE★ 5.2
Up 'n' Under
1998
as Stan
TV★ 9.0
Roger Roger
1998
as Barry
MOVIE★ 6.4
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997
as Dimitri
MOVIE★ 5.0
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997
as Mr. Loughborough
TV★ 7.5
Midsomer Murders
1997
as Cooper Steinem
TV★ 7.2
Pond Life
1996
TV★ 7.0
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996
as Self - Panellist
MOVIE
Roger Roger
1996
as Barry
MOVIE★ 10.0
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
TV
Saturday Live
1996
as Cabbie
TV★ 7.6
Silent Witness
1996
as DI Warren Bull
TV★ 6.4
Coogan's Run
1995
as Fat Bob
TV★ 7.5
Crapston Villas
1995
TV★ 7.0
The World of Lee Evans
1995
as Customer
MOVIE
Dangerous Lady
1995
TV★ 7.0
Fist of Fun
1995
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
MOVIE★ 6.6
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995
as Nathan
MOVIE★ 9.0
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994
as Fat Bob
TV★ 8.0
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994
as Self - Guest
TV★ 7.8
The Fast Show
1994
as Various Characters
TV★ 7.7
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
MOVIE★ 7.7
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994
as Simon Joke
TV★ 8.3
Pie in the Sky
1994
as Andrew Vernon
TV★ 8.2
The Day Today
1994
as Treasurer
MOVIE★ 8.0
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994
as Bernard Right On/Various
MOVIE★ 8.0
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993
as Fat Bob
TV★ 7.7
Shooting Stars
1993
as Self
TV★ 5.3
Harry
1993
as Royo
TV
The Dead Good Show
1992
as Various
MOVIE★ 8.5
The Weekenders
1992
as Policeman 1
TV★ 6.3
Blue Heaven
1992
as Waiter 2
TV★ 7.2
Men Behaving Badly
1992
as Ken
TV★ 6.9
Murder Most Horrid
1991
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
TV★ 6.0
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
TV★ 6.9
Soldier Soldier
1991
as Sgt Dunn
TV★ 5.2
This Morning
1988
as Self
TV★ 6.7
Top of the Pops
1964
as Self - Host
TV
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
—
as Self - Team Captain
TV★ 8.0
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
—
as Bernard Righton