Clive Rosengren

as Clive Clooney

as Mayor

as Senator #3

as Commanding Officer

as Man in Uniform

as Cantwell

as Jacob MacIntire

as Principal

as Wisconsin Cop

as Leonard Larson

as Ed Reynolds

as Doorman

as Morty (archive footage)

as Mitch

as Man in Pool Hall

as Deputy D.A. Hartman

as Policeman

as Doorman

as Bartender

as Mr. Zipper

as Mr. Clotworthy

as Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as George O'Bannen

as Desk Sergeant

as Lou

as Bus Driver

as Knight

as Delivery Man

as Doug Aducci