Mark Griffin

as Johnny

as Mike Reese

as Frank Castle

as Pat Robinson

as Self

as Frost

as Helicopter Merc

as 'Brian' West Ham Manager

as Ray

as Lancelot

as The Edge

as Casey Bledsoe

as Phil

as Action Man

as Blue McGinty

as Co-Worker Steve

as Logger / Nature Show Narrator

as Paramedic #1

as Action Man

as Action Man / Matthew Exler (voice)