Mark DeCarlo

as Father Carlo / Coot (voice)

as Mr. Dalmer

as Commander Jerek

as Ashley Cordray Esq.

as Earl

as Teddy's Father

as Anchor

as Fabrice

as News Anchor

as Dancer

as Chance

as Ken Stevens

as Richardson

as Frankie DeLuca

as (voice)

as Mr. Morrison

as Himself

as Voice of Cupid

as Fly (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Chuck Steak

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Emergency System / Gen. Abercrombie (voice)

as Hockey Rabbi

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Officer Hunter

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Storm Reno

as Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter (voice)

as Buddy Fontaine

as Thummy / Don Bazzarzini / Wartz

as Security Elf 1 / Flippy (voice)

as Black Helmet Man / The Interviewer / TV Anchor (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Commercial Narrator (voice)

as Lazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck

as Hugh Neutron / Pilot / Arena Guard (voice)

as Fred / Narrator / Bank Depositer / Millionaire (voice)

as Albert Mayo

as The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice)

as Announcer

as Black Helmet Man (voice)

as Jack

as (voice)

as Dad (voice)

as Cable Repairman

as Pitch Monster (voice)

as Joel Hemmert

as Tom Keats

as Brett McInerny

as Self

as Coach

as Rob Hackett (voice)

as Self - Host

as Tony Lane

as Mark DeCarlo

as Alec Berg

as Dr. Skip

as Billy Joe Walker