David Gelmini

as Self - Interviewee

as Caspian 'Cas' Thorne

as Kammendorf Prison Guard

as Cole Harris

as Isaac Kinski (segment "Ninja in the Heart of the Vampire")

as Cannibal (Segment: Hunger)

as Victim

as Community Member

as Dragon Chaser / Pie-Thon Spectator (Segments: Dragon) / Pie-Thon Spectator (Segments: Snake)

as Voice Message Guy 2

as Boxing Spectator