Bobby Van

as From 'Small Town Girl' and 'Kiss Me Kate' (archive footage)

as Emcee

as Danny

as Hector

as Phil Livingston

as Eddie

as (archive footage)

as Monty Burns

as Self

as Harry Lovett

as Self

as Danny

as Eddie Randolph

as Ens. Rutherford Chandler

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self - Host

as "Gremio"

as Dobie Gillis

as Ludwig Schlemmer

as Artie Pilcer

as Bobby Van (uncredited)

as Self

as Self