John Kassir

Known for: Acting

Born: 1957-10-24 (age 68)

From: Baltimore, Maryland, USA

John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography (150)

MOVIE★ 6.4
Minions & Monsters
2026
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE
The Barn Part III
2026
MOVIE★ 10.0
If It Bleeds
2025
as Chip
MOVIE
Rockbottom
2024
as Rodney
MOVIE★ 7.0
Minions & More Volume 1
2022
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.7
Post Modern Minion
2022
as Waiter (voice)
TV★ 6.8
Bugs Bunny Builders
2022
as Pete Puma (voice)
MOVIE★ 7.0
The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse
2022
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.7
Butter
2022
as Billy
MOVIE★ 4.6
Hellblazers
2022
as Rick
MOVIE★ 7.8
Sing 2
2021
as Additional Voices (voice)
TV★ 7.7
DOTA: Dragon's Blood
2021
as Vahdrak (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.5
Flora & Ulysses
2021
as Ulysses (voice)
MOVIE
The Springfield Three
2019
as Narrator
MOVIE★ 6.9
The Secret Life of Pets 2
2019
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.8
The Dog Days of Winter
2019
as Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.9
The Grinch
2018
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 9.5
Merry & Scary
2017
as Dagobert Duck (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.4
The Emoji Movie
2017
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.9
And Then There Was Eve
2017
as G. Alexander
MOVIE★ 6.5
Despicable Me 3
2017
as Additional Voice (voice)
TV★ 6.4
12 Deadly Days
2016
as Niko
MOVIE★ 6.4
Pete's Dragon
2016
as Elliot the Dragon (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.3
The Secret Life of Pets
2016
as Additional Voices (voice)
TV★ 5.7
To Tell the Truth
2016
as Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
MOVIE★ 3.6
Smothered
2016
as John Kassir
TV★ 7.0
New Looney Tunes
2015
as Pete Puma (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.4
Minions
2015
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 7.3
Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet
2014
as Baker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)
TV★ 4.5
Breadwinners
2014
as Big Dumb Monster (voice)
TV★ 8.7
Rick and Morty
2013
as Blim Blam (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.8
The Smurfs 2
2013
as Crazy Smurf (voice)
TV★ 7.6
Mickey Mouse
2013
as Scrooge McDuck (voice)
MOVIE★ 7.1
Monsters University
2013
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.9
Jack the Giant Slayer
2013
as General Fallon's Small Head
MOVIE★ 7.5
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
2012
as The Cryptkeeper (voice)
TV★ 8.3
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2012
as Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.8
A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise
2012
as Marco (voice)
TV★ 6.0
Halloween Wars
2011
as Self - Guest Judge
TV★ 7.4
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
2011
as Sai So (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.8
The Smurfs
2011
as Crazy Smurf (Voice)
TV★ 8.1
The Looney Tunes Show
2011
as Pete Puma (voice)
MOVIE★ 4.8
Monster Mutt
2011
MOVIE★ 5.2
DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse
2010
as The Joker
TV★ 7.2
Hot in Cleveland
2010
as The Pope
MOVIE★ 5.0
Nothing Special
2010
as Marty
MOVIE★ 6.6
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
2009
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.8
Race to Witch Mountain
2009
as Chuck
TV★ 8.0
Castle
2009
as Mr. Dreyfus
TV★ 7.3
Random! Cartoons
2008
as Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
MOVIE★ 3.0
Channels
2008
as Walter
MOVIE★ 8.6
Adventure Time
2007
as Ice King (voice)
MOVIE★ 3.5
Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales
2006
as Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
MOVIE★ 7.5
American Scary
2006
as Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'
MOVIE★ 5.2
Casper's Scare School
2006
as P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.5
The Wild
2006
as Additional Voice (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.6
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
2006
as Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
TV★ 8.2
Ben 10
2005
as Zombozo (voice)
TV★ 8.2
Bones
2005
as Lawrence Melvoy
TV★ 8.5
Danger Rangers
2005
as Fallbot (voice)
TV★ 8.8
Avatar: The Last Airbender
2005
as Chey (voice)
MOVIE★ 3.0
Dr. Rage
2005
as Moe Moebius
MOVIE★ 6.8
Soccer Dog 2: European Cup
2004
as Quint
MOVIE
Rocket Power: The Big Day
2004
as Ray Rocket (voice)
TV★ 7.3
Joan of Arcadia
2003
as Mime God
TV★ 6.5
The Handler
2003
TV★ 7.6
NCIS
2003
as Perry Swan
MOVIE★ 4.5
George of the Jungle 2
2003
as Rocky / Armando (voice)
MOVIE
Far From Home
2003
as Winston (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.4
The Wild Thornberrys Movie
2002
as Squirrel (voice)
TV★ 7.7
CSI: Miami
2002
as Farley Wheeler
MOVIE★ 4.7
Ritual
2002
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
TV★ 7.4
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
2002
as Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
TV★ 7.5
Kim Possible
2002
as Additional Voices (voice)
MOVIE★ 7.4
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
2002
as Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.6
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
2002
as Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
TV★ 7.3
Philly
2001
TV★ 8.1
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
2001
as Lord Moldybutt
TV★ 8.4
Samurai Jack
2001
as Scissorsmith (voice)
MOVIE★ 8.6
Summer of Camp Caprice
2001
as Winston (voice)
TV★ 6.7
The Job
2001
TV★ 6.7
Grounded for Life
2001
as Musgrove
TV★ 6.9
As Told by Ginger
2000
as Winston (voice)
TV★ 7.6
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
2000
as Hotel Guest
TV★ 6.5
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
2000
as Marl (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.2
The Three Stooges
2000
as Shemp Howard
TV★ 7.1
The Amanda Show
1999
as Carl Klutz
TV★ 8.5
The Brothers Flub
1999
as (voice)
MOVIE★ 8.7
Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection
1999
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
TV★ 7.7
Rocket Power
1999
as Ray Rocket (voice)
TV★ 8.2
Charmed
1998
as Alchemist
TV★ 7.0
The Wild Thornberrys
1998
as El Gordita (voice)
TV★ 6.9
Hercules
1998
as Charon (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.6
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
1998
as Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
MOVIE
Jelly's Day
1998
as Hargus
TV★ 5.5
Love Boat: The Next Wave
1998
as Dmitri Shishtokovich
TV★ 7.1
CatDog
1998
as Dunglap / Mervis (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.3
An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island
1998
as Scuttlebutt (voice)
MOVIE★ 3.8
Justice League of America
1997
as Ray Palmer / The Atom
TV★ 7.2
Team Knight Rider
1997
as Plato
TV★ 6.4
The Visitor
1997
TV★ 7.1
Cow and Chicken
1997
as Messenger / Asp (voice)
TV★ 7.2
I Am Weasel
1997
as Messenger / Asp (voice)
TV★ 7.3
Johnny Bravo
1997
TV★ 7.4
Early Edition
1996
as Jersy Carpathian
TV★ 6.5
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
1996
as Cryptkeeper (voice)
TV★ 7.7
Malcolm & Eddie
1996
MOVIE★ 6.0
Bordello of Blood
1996
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
MOVIE★ 5.4
Spy Hard
1996
as Rancor Guard at Intercom
TV★ 7.6
Dexter's Laboratory
1996
as Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
MOVIE★ 4.2
Encino Woman
1996
as Jean Michel
TV★ 7.0
Boston Common
1996
as Frankie
MOVIE★ 4.9
Monster Mash: The Movie
1995
as Igor
MOVIE★ 4.7
CyberTracker 2
1995
as Tripwire
TV★ 5.8
Dumb and Dumber
1995
as Thug (voice)
TV★ 5.8
The Single Guy
1995
as Maitre 'D
TV★ 6.9
Brotherly Love
1995
as Cryptkeeper
TV★ 7.3
Earthworm Jim
1995
as Snott / Henchrat (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.9
Pocahontas
1995
as Meeko (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.4
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
1995
as Herman (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.6
Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery
1995
as Buster Bunny (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.3
Casper
1995
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
TV★ 7.6
Sliders
1995
as Arnold Potts
TV★ 7.8
Star Trek: Voyager
1995
as Gar
MOVIE★ 6.9
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
1995
as Crypt Keeper (voice)
TV★ 8.4
Friends
1994
as Stanley
MOVIE★ 7.4
Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights
1994
as Haman (voice)
MOVIE★ 6.5
Tiny Toon Spring Break
1994
as Buster Bunny (voice)
TV★ 7.2
Duckman
1994
TV★ 6.0
Problem Child
1993
as (voice)
TV★ 7.5
Rocko's Modern Life
1993
TV★ 7.1
Sonic the Hedgehog
1993
TV★ 7.8
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
1993
as Cryptkeeper (voice)
TV★ 8.0
Animaniacs
1993
as Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
TV★ 6.6
Bonkers
1993
TV★ 6.7
Hangin' with Mr. Cooper
1992
as Photographer
TV★ 7.0
The Little Mermaid
1992
as Rats (voice)
TV★ 6.9
Eek! The Cat
1992
as Mittens (voice)
MOVIE★ 2.0
The Horror Hall of Fame II
1991
as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
TV★ 7.0
Dream On
1990
as Chuck
TV★ 8.0
The Simpsons
1989
as Possum (voice)
TV★ 6.8
FM
1989
as Don Tupsouni
TV★ 8.0
Tales from the Crypt
1989
as Larry
TV★ 8.1
Tour of Duty
1987
as Lenny Pilchowski
TV★ 8.4
Showtime at the Apollo
1987
TV★ 7.5
Moonlighting
1985
as Police Detective
TV★ 6.3
1st & Ten
1984
as Zagreb Shkenusky
MOVIE★ 7.0
No York City
1983
TV★ 7.1
The Facts of Life
1979
MOVIE
Hidden Dragon
—
as The Fortune Teller (voice)