Chris Hoffman

as Bill Jackson

as Derrick

as Creepy Interrogator

as Shaun Devlin

as Married Man / Fred

as Hamish

as Bully Dog

as Steve

as Detective Kecker

as Matt

as Dennis Hobbs

as Louis

as The Wiseone / Surfer / Tango Dancer / Note (voice)

as Dancers (voice)

as The Magic Line (voice)

as Narrator (Voice)

as Line (Voice)