Michael McCafferty

as Farmer Guard (voice)

as Todd Clint

as Witness

as Denny

as Microverse Mayor (voice)

as Teenage Captain Kirk

as Ned, Enemy Baker

as UTL Commissioner

as Mr. Conley

as Principal

as Mr. Hasik

as Denny

as Commander Stryker

as Brian

as Commander Walcott

as Mark Matt

as Ticket Vendor

as Bruce

as Producer Mike (voice)

as Snooty Historian

as Chief

as Reverend Horton

as Oliver Dixon

as Therapist / Agent Pedone (voice)

as Xavier Peretti

as Himself

as Officer Collins

as Master Altimus Valdemont

as Cabbie

as Mike

as Bruce White

as Albert Eberts

as Pervy Earth Science Teacher (uncredited)

as Albert Eberts

as Ted

as Consultant

as Andrew Rigatelli