Chris Elwood

as Skydiving Instructor

as Titanio

as Doug Cupertino

as Simon Owl / Rex Stork (voice)

as Rex Stork / Cricket / Reporter #3 (voice)

as Death Metal Wolf / Drill Sergeant Wolf / Squeal (voice)

as Marketing Executive

as Steven

as Dorky Darren

as Self

as Justin Hayward

as Bart

as Dustin

as Bruce

as Doug Smuckers

as Ralph

as Delivery Guy