Gary Krawford

as Joe Sweetwood

as Winston Reed

as Thanos (voice)

as Frederick Scott

as Zeus (voice)

as Thanos (voice)

as Agent Tom Rule

as The Machine (a.k.a. Rockland Stone) (voice)

as Tow Truck Driver (voice)

as Divorce Judge

as Presidential Aide

as Larry

as Reeves

as Co-Pilot

as Watch Salesman