Louise Gold

as Self - Interviewee

as Marquises Saint Meran

as Annie Sue (voice)

as Maudra Argot (voice) / Podling Servant (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Ensemble Performer

as Mazeppa

as Funella Furchester (Voice)

as Annie Sue / UK Muppet Performer (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Margaret Thatcher

as Chicken (voice)

as Self

as Alfonso D'Bruzzo / Additional Muppets

as Rosinda Brandram

as Annie Sue / Additional Muppets

as Annie Sue / Additional Muppets

as "South American Way" Singer (voice)

as Female Tourist Rat / Rat Tour Guide (voice)

as Self (archive footage)

as Raisin / Hortense / Daffodil

as Mrs. Dilber / Spider / Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (uncredited)

as Gwendoline

as Ballroom Dancer

as Self

as Mother (voice)

as Miss Sullivan

as Jane

as Private Elsa Bigstern

as Edith Stanley

as Gourmand

as Self

as Annie Sue Pig / Chicken / Lou / Singing Food / Lady Holiday's Secretary / Pigeon Sounds / Dubonnet Club Dancer

as Popcorn Girl (voice)

as Muppet Performer

as Annie Sue Pig / Additional Muppets (voice)