Barry Diamond

as Cop

as Your Sister Was in the Mood Penguin

as Mental Patient

as Self

as Carmine

as Phone Guy

as Nuclear Father / Motorcycle Cop (voice)

as Cop #2

as White Man

as Attorney

as Cop #1

as Pat Buckles

as Rudy

as Stagehand

as Announcer

as Chip Hendrix

as Junkie ("Municipalians")

as Firing Range Technician / Catskil