Kristoff St. John

as Self - Friend / Actor / Co-Star, The Bad News Bears

as Dr. Fredericks

as Jake

as Lawrence

as Lawrence

as Self

as Smitty

as Self - Emcee

as CJ

as Victor DuBois

as Joe

as Self - Panelist

as Self

as Patrick

as Morris

as Kyle Welles

as Sammy Garrett

as Eric

as Fred Livingston

as D'Andre

as Tito Landreau

as E.Z. Brooks

as Sheldon Kemp

as David James

as Danny Burton

as Mario

as Young Roman

as Sonny

as Ahmad Abdul Rahim

as Alex Haley, age 12

as Kid

as Homer

as Linc

as Neil Winters

as Self (archive footage)