Nicholas Tennant

as Real World Man

as Gordon Burgess

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Angry Man

as PC Houseman

as Marquis Older Barman

as Ernest Bagnall

as Head Librarian (as Nicholas Tennant)

as Inspector (uncredited)

as Head Librarian

as Corporal Nobbs

as Corporal Nobbs

as Phil

as Gordon (segment "Bone")

as College Student

as Sailor 3

as Curley