Tony Fitzpatrick

as Promoter Tip Snarski / Policeman Driver (voice)

as Jack Yancy

as Principal Markum

as Jack Birdbath

as Brother-In-Law Carl

as Greg Conroy

as Dutch's Driver

as Duty Officer

as Mickey

as Harry

as Bartender

as Detective at Crime Scene

as Fighter Wannabee

as Sourpuss Immigration Man

as Passenger