Cezary Żak

as Baron Dalski

as Adam Wolak

as generał Borys Dubynin

as Adam

as Czorny Senior

as Minister Ryszard

as Zygfryd Kuźma

as Our President

as Adam Wolak

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as Adam

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as deputy prime minister Sekuła

as 'Palacz'

as Leonid Breżniew

as Santa Claus

as Mieczysław Paczulski

as Ojciec

as Staszek

as komisarz Tadeusz „Chudy” Chudziszewski

as Komendant

as Paweł Kozioł / Piotr Kozioł

as pułkownik Jabłuszenko

as SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer Harry Sauer

as Rysio, producent "TV Max"

as Kokosz (voice)

as Orderly

as Rich Man

as Piotr Kozioł / Paweł Kozioł

as Piotr

as Karol Krawczyk

as Perełka

as dentysta

as On Sam / Karol Krawczyk

as dyrektor Svoboda

as taksówkarz wiozący Koreańczyków

as Ryszard

as Max Rajner, brat Roberta, bratanek Jadwigi Kurcewicz

as Karol Krawczyk

as w roli własnej oraz jako Karol Krawczyk

as Przewodniczący

as ksiądz

as German at "Gejsza"

as Policjant

as Restaurant Owner

as Adwokat Krzyśka

as "Mały", człowiek "Baby"

as Barkeeper

as kierowca

as Dowódca straży

as złodziej skutera wodnego Michała

as porucznik Brzóska

as "Gruby"

as facet pilnujący autobusu na stadionie

as polski skin w pociągu

as Stanisław Dziwisz