Jed Rowen

as Daisy

as Radek Zadlak

as Logos

as Shaw

as Daisy

as Self

as Photographer

as Manx

as Alien Boss (voice)

as Deke

as Bert

as Jed Turner

as Max Assassin

as Inbred Jed

as Trace McNeil

as Pretty Boy

as Judge Carlyle

as Stork

as General Kilgore

as Sheriff Winston (voice)

as Stranger

as Pretty Boy

as Agent Ralph Mahoney

as Mad Rapper

as Sheriff Winston (voice)

as Gordon

as PFC Henning

as The Mastermind

as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh

as Dr. Lanyon

as Dee

as American Jed

as Slate Guy

as Det. Ray Garton

as Sluggo

as Ronald

as Burke

as Thug #2

as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers

as Mike

as Elliot Benson

as Nightmare Agent

as Nikolas

as Narrator (voice)

as Si

as Smiley

as J.J.

as Bald Thug

as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

as Inbred Jed

as Monster 1

as Louie

as Julio

as Futuristic Driller

as Freddy Palmer

as Professor Blaisdale

as Paul

as Harry

as Wang Hung Lo

as Party Guest

as Caller

as Brimstone

as Dave

as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

as Angelo

as Museum Curator

as Pvt. Phillips

as Cabbie

as Homeless Man

as Zombie

as Dr. Izar

as Dickie Crookerds