MOVIE
Don't Touch the White Woman!
Touche pas à la femme blanche
ComedyWestern
A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.
Top cast
Marcello MastroianniGeorge A. Custer
Catherine DeneuveMarie-Hélène de Boismonfrais
Michel PiccoliBuffalo Bill
Philippe NoiretGen. Terry
Ugo TognazziMitch
Paolo VillaggioThe CIA agent
Serge ReggianiThe Mad Indian
Alain CunySitting Bull
Marco FerreriThe Reporter (uncredited)
Franco FabriziTom (as Franco Fabrizzi)
Franca BettoiaRayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)- Daniele DublinoGovernment Official
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