MOVIE
Celestino y el Vampiro
ComedyHorror
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Top cast
Axel AndersonSiegfried Von Krank
Jaime HamiltonCelestino
René MonclovaAmigo
Eugenio MonclovaNicolás el Vampiro- Amneris Morales
Yvonne Caro CaroVampirita- Carlos MeynersDoctor
Rosabel del ValleIntelectual rebuscada
Yamaris LatorreVegetariana- Idée CharriezVíctima #1
- Rosa R. RocafortSecretaria del doctor
- Adolfo EspinosaTaxista
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