MOVIE
Garchaster's Cornblade
2026-08-16· 109 min
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A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Top cast
- Lyndsie Jane EarleStone
Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer- Andy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan
- Carrie PhillipsOzra
- Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta
- X MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
- Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- Michelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
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