MOVIE
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Comedy
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Top cast
Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans
Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter
Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer
Bryce JohnsonDerek O'Grady- Floriana TullioCamille
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